I COULD NEVER BE VEGAN LEE!
You pretty much already are! At least your heart is. You just need to stop the 'harming animals' bit.
WHAT? I'M NOT VEGAN!
You love animals (even though you pay people to harm some), you eat vegetables, fruits and plants all the time (more than you eat animals in fact), you're concerned about your health and the wellbeing of your
family and friends and you worry about climate change and don't want the planet to burn.
THIS IS ALL TRUE. BUT I'M NOT VEGAN.
Not yet. But you will be.
I COULD NEVER DO IT.
LOADS OF REASONS...
I COULD NEVER BE VEGAN BECAUSE I LOVE CHEESE TOO MUCH. BECAUSE I LOVE BACON TOO MUCH.
ANYWAY, PEOPLE WHO ARE VEGAN ARE SO EXTREME. STOP FORCING YOUR VEGANISM ON PEOPLE. IT'S MY PERSONAL CHOICE NOT TO BE VEGAN. I RESPECT YOUR DECISION TO BE VEGAN HOWEVER
I AM NOT AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU COULD EVER SAY THAT WILL MAKE ME WANT TO BE VEGAN!
Ok, calm down mate. Look, veganism basically means, being kind to animals right?
Have you tried replacing the word ‘vegan’ with ‘kind to animals’?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
“I could never be kind to animals, I love cheese too much!”
“People who are kind to animals are so extreme!”
“It’s my personal choice not to be kind to animals!”
“I could never be kind to animals, I love bacon too much!”
“Stop forcing your being kind to animals on people!”
“I respect your decision to be kind to animals, I however am not!”
“There’s nothing you could ever say that will make me want to be kind to animals!”
I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT.
I didn't either. If you can't be vegan, at least be kind to animals. What’s stopping you?
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